Okay, so it won't be 140 characters or less, but the blog posts, from now on, will be short and sweet. I so swear.
Here it is.
If you have a problem surfing blogs instead of writing your brilliant novels, then put a note on your monitor that reads:
"What are you looking for? It's not there. Do something else."
Acknowledge that what you're really hoping for is an email from an agent or editor. If it's not there, go back to making sellable pies (good books). People are starving out there!